My favorite things include blunts, good music, and Marlon Mariano.
"skinny jeans don’t look good on you"
"you have a pimple"
"your music taste is weird"
"why is your hair so short"
"you should go to the gym"
"why do you roll your eyes all the time?"
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
just gonna reblog…
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
I give up I will never find a friendship like this